Who are you wearing??
Actors are needy people; that’s why they have a whole season of award ceremonies when most of us mere mortals would be happy with a bonus. Before we reach the limo-gridlock that is the Academy Awards, take a moment to consider what kind of nominee you would be…
News of your nomination was
A expected
B a surprise and an honor
C received on the set of your latest independent movie in Brazil
Your pre-Oscar beauty regime consists of
A the usual fillers and botox, with daily oxygen facials
B some trips to your favorite salon
C everything that the Brazilian rainforest has to offer
In the week before the Academy Awards you will eat
A nothing but juices, prepared by your nutritionist
B whatever your nerves allow (and the occasional celebratory Krispy Kreme)
C the same macrobiotic food as always
Your choice of gown will be
A crucial; your stylist will gather gowns from all the top names
B confusing and scary
C your chance to make a statement, a swan outfit perhaps…
Your jewels will be
A the best that Harry Winston has to offer
B borrowed
C handmade and designed by you
Your date will be
A gorgeous
B your sweetheart
C your Mom
When you walk down the famous red carpet you will
A look amazing and stop only for interviews with big networks
B wonder if people can hear your heart beating and regret your decision to pass on having your pits botoxed
C wonder what all the fuss is about
If you win, your speech will be
A long- you will thank everyone from God to your drama teacher
B tearful
C political, so what if you have to be escorted off the stage?
After the ceremony you plan to
A be photographed at all the major parties
B take off your shoes and eat a cheeseburger
C attend a protest meeting
The contents of your gift bags will be
A shared among your entourage
B exciting to explore the morning after
C donated to your favorite charity
You will keep your Oscar
A in your office
B on your bedside
C in your bathroom
Mostly As
You are a diva and you know it. A night at the Academy Awards gives you the opportunity to show us mere mortals just what gorgeous looks like. Just remember that it pays to be nice – you need votes if you want to leave with an Oscar!
Mostly Bs
You are an innocent abroad! Don’t let the glitz and glamour of Hollywood spoil your sweet nature. Enjoy the limelight but keep your feet firmly on that red carpet.
Mostly Cs
Oscar night would be boring without an eccentric. You have the courage of your (sometimes) zany convictions. You are too original to be bothered by the pictures of you that are bound to show up on the worst-dressed pages.