Stupid Names

There should be some kind of law against the kinds of names that celebrities give their kids. And I should know. I mean what was my Mom thinking when she called me Bliss? She might as well have hung a neon sign around my neck to announce to the world that I was, in fact, Celebrity Spawn.

Kids who have famous parents have enough trouble in trying to blend in without having to explain away some of the more outlandish names that are out there. I know ‘Bliss’ isn’t as freakish as, say, ‘Moonunit’ or ‘Apple’, but neither is it as simple as ‘Sarah’ or ‘Becky’.

Nobody gets to choose their name – I know that. But can somebody please pass a law to ban these stupid names before the trend catches on?