Celebrity Wannabes

The world has enough celebrities already – the last thing that we need is a whole bunch of celebrity wannabes. If you think that you or your pals may be in danger of morphing into a hair-straightened, shade-wearing, fashion-slave clone then take this simple test to find out how worried you should be…

Your dog needs some fresh air. Do you fetch
A            your designer pooch carrier.
B            a cute doggie outfit.
C            the lead.

You wear sunglasses whenever
A            you leave the house.
B            you want to show off your newest designer frames.
C            the sun shines.

Your spending on shoes is
A            legendary.
B            not nearly as huge as you’d like it to be.
C            sufficient.

When you leave school you want to be
A            a size 0.
B            popular.
C            successful in your chosen path.

Your hairstylist is
A            exclusive.
B            expensive.
C            at the local mall.

Your cosmetic purse is
A            Louis Vuitton.
B            always on your person.
C            disorganized.

Your skincare regime is
A            non-negotiable.
B            whatever is recommended in the latest glossies.
C            inconsistent.

You worship
A            yourself.
B            Paris Hilton.
C            a Higher Power.

Mostly As
You are beyond redemption – but you don’t care! If you can’t really be famous then you’ll settle for looking the part.

Mostly Bs
You are heading down a rocky road – and your originality is at serious risk. A little fashion never hurt anyone, but remember, the world does not need another clone. Aim to spend at least one day a week designer-free.

Mostly Cs
Congratulations! You are a sane soul in a celebrity-obsessed Universe. Keep reminding yourself of this fact whenever you see magazines and tv shows filled with images of clones.