Just how 21st century is your Grandma? Take this simple quiz to find out…

Your Grandma’s last vacation was
A            a nice cruise.
B            a trip to Mexico.
C            when she eloped with her latest toy-boy.
 
If you opened your Grandma’s closet you would find
A            lots of shift dresses and comfortable sweaters.
B            mostly coordinated middle-aged stuff, with the occasional pair of jeans.
C            designer labels and lots of inappropriately short hemlines.
 
Last time your Grandma saw a doctor was when
A            she hurt her hip.
B            she needed some shots before her vacation.
C            she needed some more liposuction.
 
Your Grandma’s hair colour is
A            Grey
B            Streaked with some grey
C            Known only to her hairstylist
 
Your Grandma thinks that Botox is
A            a cleaning product.
B            a possibility.
C            a necessity.
 
Your Grandma’s favourite TV show is
A            reruns of ‘The Waltons’.
B            Oprah.
C            Extreme Makeover.
 
Your Grandma’s hobby is
A            quilting.
B            belly-dancing.
C            snowboarding.
 
Your Grandma’s heroine is
A            Laura Bush.
B            Jane Fonda.
C            Lindsay Lohan.
 
Your Grandma’s motto is
A            There’s No Place Like Home.
B            It’s Never Too Late.
C            You Can Never Be Too Rich or Too Thin.
 
Your Grandma’s ideal man is
A            Your Grandpa.
B            George Clooney.
C            Justin Timberlake.
 
Mostly As
Congratulations! Your Grandma is the now rarely-sighted traditional Grandma! She may be a little boring – but at least you know she will never try to borrow your skirt.
 
Mostly Bs
Your Grandma is aging gracefully – but she still likes to have some fun. But watch out, because if at some time in the future you see her with a taut, frozen face it is possible that she may be morphing into….
 
Most Cs
Hollywood Grandma! The highest maintenance of all known Grandmas! May be a little embarrassing at times, but will keep your supply of designer goodies well-stocked (if you like that kind of thing). This Grandma is never boring.